The Outhouse (Clean Jokes only) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/forums/76 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:27:15 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/forums/76 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ senior moments ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4825/t/senior-moments.html An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4825 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:17:29 GMT <![CDATA[ Fence Charger ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4817/t/Fence-Charger.html
We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.

Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cottontop) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4817 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:41:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Economic Stimulus payment ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4690/t/Economic-Stimulus-payment.html Some time this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it using the Q and A formathttp://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4690 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:33:32 GMT <![CDATA[ How I learned to mind my own business... ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4688/t/How-I-learned-to-mind-my-own-business-.html
I was walking past a mental hospital the other day,

All the patients were shouting, "13!...13!...13!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a

little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see

What was going on...

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting "14!...14!...14! " ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Maximus) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4688 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:14:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Happy Thanksgiving ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4673/t/Happy-Thanksgiving.html HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!

(just make sure you know where your pumpkin pie came from!!)










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]]> feeds@yuku.com (SPIRIT OF 76) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4673 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:43:51 GMT <![CDATA[ cash for clunckers ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4664/t/cash-for-clunckers.html feeds@yuku.com (A 1 EAGLE) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4664 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:24:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Best one-liner of the week ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4268/t/Best-one-liner-of-the-week.html
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Then of course,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Blue Norther) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4169 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:31:01 GMT <![CDATA[ HUSBAND DOWN!!! Friday humor!! ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4140/t/HUSBAND-DOWN-Friday-humor-.html HUSBAND DOWN!!!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their
cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (POWER M) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4140 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:19:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Speaking German in Texas ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4137/t/Speaking-German-in-Texas.html

Speaking German in feeds@yuku.com (Cottontop) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4137 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:00:54 GMT <![CDATA[ the way life is ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4129/t/the-way-life-is.html One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (spottedspeckledseatrout) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4129 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:33:22 GMT <![CDATA[ One question ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4123/t/One-question.html


]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eagle 1) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4123 Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:28:56 GMT <![CDATA[ hope for the country ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4108/t/hope-for-the-country.html Sometimes you are encouraged about our country's future when you see something like this…….

Specifically, there is an annual contest at http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4108 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:30:53 GMT <![CDATA[ Texas Redneck ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4092/t/Texas-Redneck.html Never underestimate a Texas Redneck cowboy..

A Redneck from Sweetwater, Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival, for two weeks, and needed to borrow $5,000. He was... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Philo Beddoe) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/4092 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:22:27 GMT <![CDATA[ You can't fix stupid ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3942/t/You-can-t-fix-stupid.html

"Sure Wish Somebody Would Invent Something To Keep The Sun... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cottontop) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3942 Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:56:28 GMT <![CDATA[ lost ID ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3816/t/lost-ID.html A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cottontop) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3816 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:18:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Two little boys ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3811/t/Two-little-boys.html

http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3811 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:51:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Young doctor ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3807/t/Young-doctor.html
At the first house a woman complained that she had been a little sick to her stomach. Theolder doctor said you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit so why not cut back on the amount you have been eating and see if that doesn't do the trick.

As they... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (uncle) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3807 Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:07:55 GMT <![CDATA[ Hillbilly Mirror ]]> http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3785/t/Hillbilly-Mirror.html Hillbilly Mirror


After living in the remote
wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was
time to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SPIRIT OF 76) http://1atexasfootball5178.yuku.com/topic/3785 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:19:01 GMT