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> >
> > The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders
> > heading
> > towards the city of Irving.
> >
> > For the first offense, they give you two Dallas
> > Cowboys tickets. If you get
> > stopped a second time, they make you use them.
> >
> >
> > Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a
> TV
> > watching the
> > Super Bowl?
> > A. The Dallas Cowboys.
> >
> > Q. What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in
> common?
> > A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
> > 'Jesus Christ.'
> >
> > Q. How do you keep a Cowboy out of your yard?
> > A. Put up a goal post.
> >
> > Q. What do you call a Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
> > A. A thief.
> >
> > Q. What's the difference between the Cowboys and
> a
> > dollar Bill?
> > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
> bill.
> >
> > Q. How many Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> > A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
> >
> > Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
> > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!