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A man walks

into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their

orders.

The

man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to

the ostrich, 'What's yours?'



'I'll

have the same,' says the ostrich.



A

short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That

will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket

and pulls out the exact change for

payment.



The next day, the man and the

ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries

and a coke.'



The ostrich says, 'I'll have the

same.'



Again the man reaches into his

pocket and pays with exact change.



This

becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'

asks the
waitress.



'No, this is Friday night,

so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says

the man.



'Same,' says the

ostrich.



Shortly the waitress brings the

order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'



Once

again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and

places it on the table.



The waitress

cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,

sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact

change in your pocket every time?'



'Well,'

says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic

and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared

and offered me two wishes. My first wish was

that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put

my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
always

be there.'

'That's brilliant!'

says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million

dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you

want for as long as you live!'



'That's

right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the

exact money is always there,' says the

man..



The waitress asks, 'What's with the

ostrich?'

The

man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a

tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with

everything I say.'