Hillbilly Mirror
After living in the remote
wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was
time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up
a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked
at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of
my daddy.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of
his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his
father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving
for the fields, he would go there and look at
it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to
the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and
found the mirror. As she looked into the mirror, she
fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.
